WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS FOR ME
i’m gonna piss myself
REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT SKIP THE FELT INTERMISSION
Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.
I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.
sad because you can’t watch fanfics
i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.
things that are cute:
- when girls put their hair up in messy buns and there are a bunch of stray hairs hanging around their face/back of their neck
- when girls wear beanies
- when girls wear backwards baseball caps
- when girls do literally anything ever
TwoThree Favorite Ships/In Real Life Couples
Griffon and Geoff Ramsey
Lindsay Tuggey and Michael Jones
Courtney Crawford and Ray Narvaez Jr.
I couldn’t pick just two because holy shit these relationships are perfect and I love them. I could rant for ages, but I won’t so take this gif instead.
so my brother loaded a running hack on his copy of wild world